Look at the conversation below: What tha hell?!&^&%@%#%#!?

A: Have u guys ever tried wearing jeans without underwear and in yer hurry, accidentally zipped your member? *Ouch* And you will be howling in your bedroom, too embarassed to appraoch for help... so you perform DIY rescue on yourself, and in the process of extricating the member zipped the thingy even tighter still...? Zippers --- evil Western inventions.

B: U mean u go out to Orchard Road without your underwear??!??!?! U really kinky huh.
I wouldnt do such a thing like tat, serve u right for zipping yr member.

A: I zipped it up, so had the flesh in the zip dangling, I tried zipping it down slowly but the pain was too unberable, I tried to use my key to pry the zip open but my key was to big. I wanted to use my lighter to burn the zip so that it will expand (see what pain makes you do?) but decided against it. heh heh, I held my breath, counted to 3 and pulled my member up and the zip down.
When I went to town, the first thing I bought was another box of Renomas. The functional type, not the flimsy net fabric strip dancers' kind...Anyway, Harry Potter is good!

C: U can try a scissors to cut off your kuku next time.

B: Haha... best joke ard these days..