Some hilarious quotes that I've came across while reading some blogs and forums!

"u all should really go pjc n take a look at e cute n yan dao butches..... u will realise that u guys all cannot make it.... no wonder more gers r turning crooks... "

"Sometimes I wished all these motorcyclist value their lives a lil bit more....I mean...what if you're cute and you go right smashing through my windscreen and into my arms.... and then we fell in love and lived happily ever after? God...where am I heading to?"