Monday, April 28, 2003

*munching away*

Tuesday, April 22, 2003

why do people only feel heart bleed when they have lost something precious in their life? Why didn't they realized before?!

Thursday, April 17, 2003

Fuck, i fucking lost my income tax form!!! I remember leavin it in my drawer! where the hell is it!!! It's pissing me off! DAmn!
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Monday, April 14, 2003

Beat On The Cat

I was house-sitting for a friend and watching her pets. She told me her cat, Ringo, shows his affection by coming up and head-butting you.

I was watching TV one night and the cat comes creeping up along the back of the couch. He head-butts me in the head.

It's cute, so I head-butt him back. He does it again harder, I do it back. He does it again harder, I do it again...too hard.

The cat was knocked off the back of the couch and rendered unconscious by my love tap, and I had to take him to the 24 hour emergency animal hospital.

The vet said Ringo will be okay, had only a bump on the old noggin.

I confess I never told my friend. Today she mentioned her cat doesn't head-butt anymore and she wonders what his problem is.

Sunday, April 13, 2003

A Tribute to Leslie Cheung
He've got so much things that people are actually working hard to achieve in all their lifetime.
yet he simple simply left them behind easily with a fatal jump.

Such irony...

Friday, April 11, 2003

I've been slagging slacking badly. Here are my little routines during break.

- Play this silly game call Vampires! A Dark Alleyway!
- Check up mediacorp forums, hahaha yea, just to check up my HATE-thread on "Ho yao sun"! (should I write abt a-du and his awful voice?)
- Read up Leslie Cheung's Forum for new touchin stories :)
- Check up kazaa for some mp3s, but it always crashes with my Internet and windows explorer! So i can only use one application at any one time.
- Check up all my friends' blogs, those which are linked to my blog! woo hoO! keep posting no sugar added and dennis! ALOOF PLEASE BUCK UP! What's wrong with U!!
- Sending and re-sending mp3s to aLoof via iCQ!!! I have to send a couple of times before it can get across! =P
- Mass-emailing with jess, bee eng, wanling, didar, aloof, fluke and dawn!
- Do some stupid research of mine?
- Do some assignments?
- Surf silly websites like Happy Free Friends, jess i know u love it too!!! haha
- Occassionally i do abit of sweating o.0" during conversation esp with jess and wanling
- and goes ............ with jess and aloof.
- Occassionally dozed off too...


See! how fully untilized i am!!!
(i hope my boss won't get to this site! =X)

Wednesday, April 09, 2003

"Hong Kong Deputy Director of Health Leung Pak-yin told a radio programme that cockroaches may have carried infected waste from sewage pipes into apartments at Amoy Gardens in densely populated Kowloon district."

"Cockroaches are considered to be one of the most serious risks to public health. Species such as American, German and Oriental cockroaches can transfer filth and disease from rubbish to domestic environments, causing the contamination of food. Cockroaches are omnivorous, with a diet including food, hair, leather, wallpaper and faeces. Viruses are contracted by humans on being ingested with food that has been infected by cockroaches. However, a spokeswoman for the Hong Kong health authorities said that all kinds of insects, not only cockroaches, were being investigated, as well as rats. "

I find this piece of news ridiculous!!!!!!

Tuesday, April 08, 2003

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The other day my significant other was out and I decided to surprise her and do the dishes.

I loaded up the dishwasher and then realized we were out of the powdered special soap. Being a mama's boy and never actually having done this before, I substituted a generous amount of liquid dish soap. Thought it wouldn't make a difference.

Not even fifteen minutes later, upon returning to the kitchen, I found it full of foam.

My dishwasher exploded with soapy foam. Undefeated, I scooped up the foam and attempted to run it down the sink. That just created more foam.

So I scooped it up and tried to flush it down the toilet. That just ended with a kitchen full of foam, and a toilet full of foam.

Ten minutes before my wife comes home I discover that my frustrated whacking of the foam with a towel is diminishing the foam. I whacked the foam away, and ended up with ten soaking wet towels, but a clean kitchen. (Really clean actually)

I confess: I'm a total moron.
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There's 2 rows of desks in my office! Row A and B, those who fell sick happens to be the on sitting at row B.

Yesterday we had this belated birthday party for my colleague! Out of 10 person that we've invited, only 4 turned up! I reckoned most of them heard abt the news that ppl are falling sick in our office. Oh well, but even if they are not coming, they should have the basic courtesy to reply to the invitation right? Perhaps our office has been officially declared as "Quarantined" by them.

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Only your family members will standby u. Sad but true.

I AM A SURVIVOR!

Monday, April 07, 2003

I'm forced to do another set of assignments this week!

Heh and i'm lookin forwards to my 1month exam leave in MAY!!!
I could just go to the beach on one nice sunny weekday to chill out.... *imagine that*

Don't you just envy me?

Monday, March 31, 2003

01 Ambrosia - A Reminiscent Drive.mp3
SONG ON AIR: Hao Guo Tian Gong - Beyond. Decides to download it after watching the mtv of this song during a KTV session. A very sad song written for the deceased member of the band from his brother.

Another sad blue monday, haven't been writing for quite some time. Here are some movies that i've watched over the last few weeks.

Just Married » This movie sucks real time!!! I SWEAR! It's the worst comedy that i've ever watched! The jokes are totally lame and brainless! They expect u to laugh at the actors/actresses silly actions and expressions most of the time!!! There isn't a single good thing that i can mention about this movie.
It's an abso-bloody-lutely NONO movie.

!#@*#*!!!

The Recruit » Fell asleep during the 3rd quarter of the movie. Boring for me, or maybe i'm just tired! Collin Farrell doesn't look good after some time of close-up watching, the camera seems to be focusing too much on his big round eyes for like 1/2 of the movie. Too much of him makes me sick. As for El Pacino, she doesn't look as good in this movie compared to Simone, she bears a close resemblance to Gwyneth Paltrow tho. :|
Conclusion: Watch it if u like the main casts.

The reviews might prove not to be true to you in whichever sense! So, don't COME pick a cat fight with me over this!!! I'll NOT entertain u!

I just got my bonus, very little. i've only got 1/4 of my pay. :(
I thot I should be getting at least 1K!!!

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Future
Ask me what would I be in 10 years time? I don't know.
Too much uncertainties in my life, are blinding me.

i miss the hockey pitch...

Thursday, March 13, 2003

*yawn* so sian! me still struggling with my assignments!!! GOD, please help do my assignments.. pleasee...

Wednesday, March 12, 2003

Some hilarious quotes that I've came across while reading some blogs and forums!

"u all should really go pjc n take a look at e cute n yan dao butches..... u will realise that u guys all cannot make it.... no wonder more gers r turning crooks... "

"Sometimes I wished all these motorcyclist value their lives a lil bit more....I mean...what if you're cute and you go right smashing through my windscreen and into my arms.... and then we fell in love and lived happily ever after? God...where am I heading to?"

Tuesday, March 04, 2003

The Internet is a Living Body
In many respects the Internet is like a living organism. It passes data through its structure using T1 lines, Cable modems, DSL and analog phone lines like an organic body transports blood through its arterial systems. The Internet excretes pheromones in the way of porn sites, and defecates in the way of spam. Popup windows are hiccups and multiple popups can be gastritis or ejaculation, depending upon what website you are on at the time of multiple popups.

Sometimes the Internet catches viruses, but anti-bodies quickly rush in and heal these minor infections. And there are vicious invaders that much be isolated and driven away. With each new website a new neural pathway reaches out making it smarter and giving it more physical structure. Websites are born and they die, they mutate and multiply.

The Internet reaches out onto the stars using images from the Hubble telescope, and uses web cams like microscopes to investigate itself internally. It is alive with eyes and thinks in digits. For this moment in time it must co-exist in a symbiotic relationship with humans to help reproduce and expand its reach. But soon there will come a time that it must expand beyond its confines and venture forth onto the stars and leave us in search of its creators, creator. When that time comes, I hope it takes its bloody spam mail with it.